I'll be here all week, folks

In an IM chat with a colleague just now, he asks me what I'd call my hair (as to why, no, it didn't make much sense in context either). I responded, within about five seconds...

"Toupee Shakur"

...aaaaand...

"Rugsputin"

... and some minutes later, also came up with "Herr Pieszc".

Yeah, I think I'm pretty funny.