Dependably incompetent

Yep, it does amuse me that Bushco(TM) has been doing its durndest to portray Kerry as lacking consistency...

The rejoinder, of late, of course, and the one that fits oh so well is okay, whether or not that's true, in Bush's case, consistency would hardly be a good thing...

I mean, let's face it, the most remarkable and notable point of consistency Bush can brag about is that he's been a consistent failure.

Yep. You can count on him there. Mark my words, y' kin depend on Dubya not to get the job done. Rock solid, that man is. Betwixt the ears, at least.

Lookin' for a reliable screwup? Look no further. Shrub's yer man. And he's no one issue guy, either. Screws up foreign and domestic policy with equal zeal and dependability. Incoherent in speech, incoherent in policy--a mumbling, mashed, incoherent tangle of ideological wishful thinking and stubbornly puritanical stupidity, through and through. No detail omitted. If it's a policy decision, and it can possibly be (a) first politicized and then (b) subsequently violently screwed up, it has been. Inept beyond measure, here's a man who can simultaneously fuck up the budget (let's blow it all on a war that has nothing to do with what we say it does), national security (let's use the same war to create a fresh new breeding ground for terrorists), civil liberties (let's suspend them all in the name of addressing said concerns re terrorists), and public health (yep, that thar' 'abstinence based' sex ed is a grand idee, yessir... and let's mess with the stem cell folks the same day, make it a double header), just to name a few, all at once, without hardly working up a sweat.

If you absolutely want it fucked up, well and truly, he's your man.

Yep. Count on Bushco. Eruptions you can set your watch to...

Jes' like Old Faithful.