Ivins rules, dude

Jes' sayin' this article is greatness:

Voting prevents underarm stains, ring-around-the-collar, carpet odor and dust bunnies. Exercising your franchise will firm and tone both your abs and your glutes, as well as lowering cholesterol and blood pressure. Casting your ballot makes that unsightly flab on your upper arms disappear, while toning the biceps. Using your suffrage takes weight off your thighs and makes you a more pleasant person all-around. There are countless recorded cases of people whose personalities improved dramatically after voting.

There are Texans, and then there are Texans. Anyway, all the best to US citizens in the US and abroad for election day; I'm sure all present will join me in expressing our hopes that the civil war to follow either (a) does not occur, or (b) is reasonably abbreviated.