Just in case you were wondering...

... But I'm a Cheerleader is not a Dubya bio.

But someone really oughtta consider making that film. Poor young Dubya, male cheerleader, and thus obviously a candidate for severe reprogramming by nutbar conservative Christian homophobes, is shipped off to a bizarre 'learn to be straight' camp... and at the critical moment, he protests, flabbergasted:

"But I'm a bigot!"

Poor guy.