Bob makes me laugh

After the first two hours, as the flight attendants began feeding us for the third time, I began to wonder if Air Canada had abandoned the transportation industry altogether and decided to open a chain of extremely realistic failed-aircraft theme restaurants, to be positioned randomly around runways across North America, committed to force-feeding their customers while providing sullen incompetence in two languages.

— Bob Harris, Traveling again

While I have actually had relatively non-agonizing flights on Air Canada, Harris' bit captured the low end of the spectrum with grace and beauty. And made me laugh so hard my coffee came out my nose. Go. Read.